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'Rules for certain British Social Workers'

by Ian Josephs at www.forced-adoption.com

If you want to become a British Social Worker, and work in

our children's departments, 'you have to obey the following rules'

Please note:- Kind, genuine, caring, honest people need not apply

 

 

1. If you yourself have an unhappy or non-existent family life you are an ideal candidate to become a social worker. When you get used to breaking up other people's families and taking their children you will forget your own troubles and it will make you feel great. Remember however, that if you come across a really brutal family where a child is being cruelly abused  (like little Victoria Climbié), just clear out in a hurry and leave them alone. Don't worry, no-one will expect you to risk your own safety.

 

 

2. If mothers or fathers come to you for help, pretend to sympathise, as the Children's Act itself says "befriend them". Then if they have just one difficult child, or a low IQ, go to one of our friendly family courts and get an emergency protection order without telling the parents, and you can go and get their children off them. It's so easy to take children from the families naive enough to go to us for help. What do they know anyway, they don't have our qualifications in sociology.

 

3. Go out now and collect as many babies as you can. Dig up some irrelevant fault in the parents past and the court will almost always give you an emergency protection order when a new baby is born. This means you can actually go to the hospital shortly after birth and snatch the new-born from the mothers arms. These mothers then are mostly condemned for life to produce babies for us themselves!! That will teach them to try and resist our plans!! Years ago we used to bully unmarried mothers into giving up babies in their thousands, but now that being a single parent seems respectable we unfortunately have to trawl round to find the mothers we can accuse of neglect even if we have to manufacture the evidence ourselves. It is all part of the job!!

 

 

4. Some parents will dare to oppose the care order or worse still refuse to sign adoption papers. Show no mercy to them. Encourage your expert barrister to demolish the character of any parent/s opposing you. The court will be in secret, so if parents complain to the press or to the public about any so-called injustice, they will be sent to prison for contempt. Freeing orders are so easy to obtain. We have got it all completely sewn up! Their legal aid lawyers usually agree to everything we say. They usually instruct the parent/s to allow their children to be taken and tell them to "jump through hoops" for us. Yes....It's true....most actually help us.

 

 

5. Once we get the children we brainwash them into saying unpleasant things about their parents on video, then we gradually reduce all contact with the families so we can finally get the youngest adopted and the others in long term foster care, hopefully for the full duration of their childhood. Murderers in H.M. prisons are allowed to phone home to their families, but that is not how we work in the S.S. !! We FORBID all kids in our "tender care" to make or receive telephone calls. They may tell their parents they want to come home, which will spoil our plans. Once we have legal control, we can gradually destroy their so called families by keeping parental control to the absolute minimum, and then eventually stop it all together. This way kids soon forget their families and settle into our rather special routine!

 

 

6. Are you sad that witchcraft trials finished 200 years ago? Never mind, we revived it all again with great success in the Orkneys accusing all sorts of parents of witchcraft and satanic abuse. There was no need for hard evidence (just a couple of kids who had watched too much late night TV), as our word is always good enough in secret family courts. We took children away in the middle of the night from all over the Orkneys. We only had to release them in the end because of interference from the gutter press. (This one's for you Shan (FASO). A good decent mum).

 

 

7. Professor Roy Meadows proved a good decent ally. He and his colleagues have given us literally thousands of babies and children, all put out for adoption thanks to his idiot theory that if a baby is ill or dies it is probably the mother harming it deliberately to gain attention for herself. This way she loses any future babies as soon as they are born. Who cares if his ideas are crazy? The judge only has to think mothers are PROBABLY guilty, so they end up crushed and defeated. No real proof is needed in family courts where the social workers and our "tame expert friends" are always believed no matter what the parents say. It's a doddle!

 

 

8. Let me remind you once again. Our job is to to SPLIT FAMILIES UP, not keep them together. To date I can report record numbers of shattered families and plenty more in the pipeline. Remember that the end justifies the means. You might think that parents who go to court weeping to recover their children would convince the judge of their love and sincerity and should usually win. Not on your life! We fight these impertinent purveyors of sentimental claptrap tooth and nail. We always win because purely in the public interest we are very economical with the truth in court and we brainwash the children to say whatever we want on video. (Even easier for us to do this with frightened children than for the Iraquis to tame tough US marines so successfully that they repeated everything they were told to say on video).

How a social worker's poem would go!

 I am a social worker,

I'm really very nice.

I help you loving mothers,

And give you good advice!

Your partner has departed

Your income is too low.

I'm really very sorry,

All your kids will have to go !

You have a learning problem,

You're really not too clever

We'll get your kids adopted

When can you see them?? NEVER!!

Your son is hyperactive?

You need a brief respite;

We'll get your kids adopted

Give up the hopeless fight!

Your child was taken into care,

So many years ago

If now you have a baby

That too will have to go! 

Foster parents love your kids

To get some more they seek,

For each one brings a tidy sum 

£400 per week !!

Children's homes are run by us ,

Where paedophiles abound

Each time we cover up abuse

"The gutter press" come round .

"They" said adoptions worked the best

We soon proved that they would

Fathers shout and mothers cry

Their kids are gone for good!

What happens in our special courts?

Our experts they will say

"You're a danger to your children,

So we'll take them all away!"

Your children may be healthy,

Happy and well fed 

But one day you might hurt them

That's what our experts said

The judges know that we are right,

With us they will agree

They dare not risk another course

You have no chance you see !

Our special courts are secret,

So don't you breathe a word

Of what goes on inside those walls

No matter how absurd !

We'll get your kids adopted,

And don't you dare complain!

Or you'll end up in prison 

And I won't say that again!

We have adoption targets,

They must be met you see,

Failure means a reprimand,

So spare a thought for me !!!

by Ian Josephs ianjosephs@wanadoo.fr

Only idiots worry about a little harmless perjury. Christine Purcell, a social worker down in Portsmouth was one idiot who was stupid enough to plead guilty to perjury, instead of bluffing it out like the rest of us. This was a ridiculous thing to do as we still won the case against the mother who was almost blind, and the father who dared to be "hostile". We successfully took their 3 little girls away and put them out for adoption!! Go to www.fathercare.org/cafcass05.htm Or get the whole story from our victim Mr Maynard xrs@nildram.co.uk

Once in a while the criminal courts acquit a parent we have reported for abuse or even murder. Nicky Under down was cleared by the Court of Appeal of killing her 14 day old baby. At first she dared to be happy and triumphant when she was released from prison. We soon stopped that. We held a separate hearing 3 months later in our secret family court and naturally our family judge decided to completely disregard the Court of Appeal and forbid her from living with her surviving son until he is 18. We restricted contact to 4 hours per week under close supervision. That will teach her and any others like her how useless it is to try and defy us by going to those pathetic softies at the court of Appeal!!

Judges will always believe social services rather than the parents especially as we have a team of exceptionally well paid medical experts at our disposal to back us up, who will always give the sort of evidence we require. In addition to this we collect and report to the court all sorts of malicious accusations that we claim to have been made by the children, the neighbours, or anyone else we can dig up. "Emotional abuse" is a particular favourite of ours. We social workers, children's guardians and tame "experts" unite to spin these tales in court, but there is no need for any other witnesses or the children themselves to come to court to be questioned. We avoid that at all costs, especially the children, in case they reveal the truth. Rumour and gossip serve us very well as HEARSAY is our favourite form of evidence in our secret family courts. No press or public are allowed in court so we can have a regular field day. A solicitor called Sarah Harman dared to reveal some of our secrets to her sister (the Solicitor General), but we soon got her in very big trouble!! www.fathercare.org/munby No child in the UK is safe from us. We also cheerfully disregard the European Court of Human Rights whenever their wimpish judges condemn our baby snatching. These jokers have absolutely no power to really interfere in what we do!! We just laugh at this hopeless bunch of nerds!! http://www.nkmr.org/english/index.htm

We social workers have more power than Gordon Brown and Tony Blair put together. Anyone who dares to publicly criticise in detail what we do in secret ends up in prison for contempt of court and quite right too!!

We now invite you new recruits to the Social Services to enjoy the POWER you have as you see the fear and despair in the eyes of women when you take away their new born babies. You are to enjoy the power as a perk of your job. The more you make parents suffer, the better you will feel. Above all never forget the most wonderful thing of all..... all your actions as stated above are perfectly legal!!!

See our social worker of the year proudly receiving her award.

Visit: www.fathercare.org/cafcass05.htm

Note: We social workers had wonderful reviews in the media, listing our achievements. Go to the following links:-

http://www.parents4protest.co.uk/p4p/mum_feared_social_services.htm

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,1130638,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/643832.stm

www.justiceinfamilylaw.co.uk/Hodge.htm

http://www.parents4protest.co.uk/p4p/families_torn_apart_ss.htm

www.aims.org.uk/journal/vol14no2/statesanctionedkidnapping.htm

http://www.parents4protest.co.uk/p4p/stolen_children_ss.htm

http://society.guardian.co.uk/adoption/story/0,8150,468359,00.html

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